Overheard....

For those who know what mX is, you might be like me and flip to the back pages of the newspaper to the 'Overheard' section. It's quite good for a laugh!

Examples from mX, 13 September 2010.

Boy 1: "What is dyslexia?"
Boy 2: "Dyslexia is a severe form of dementia"

or

Girl 1: "Oh no, I've spilt tomato sauce on my shirt."
Girl 2: "You better wash it with wet water"
Girl 1: "Wet water? Yeah, I've tried dry water and it never works"

Others include:

Girl 1: "He's so weird"
Girl 2: "Maybe he has ACDC or something"

Boy: "It was so cold, and I was wearing only a T-shirt and a thong"
Girl: "A thong?"
Boy: "Oh wait, no, thongs! I swear I said thongs"